Gave a vibrator to a girl and asked her to try it out right away

I didn't go for a walk, but I cramped up, and that's even better

You can order food, but you'd better show me what you can do in bed

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Cooked breakfast and asked for a creampie — isn't that a good morning?

Declared a week of blowjobs, because she won't have sex these days either

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